I Hate this Fucking Guy.

This fucking guy. I hate him so much. I hate him in 3-D. I hate him in stereo. I hate him in the morning. I hate him in the evening. I general I just hate him.














Look at him. His dynamic features. His raw, unadulterated, brisk masculanity. Who the fuck does he think he's sodomizing? I will simply have no more of his brash, ruthless, or wild boyish antics. It simply wont be tolerated!














That Smile! It scorns my loins! I can hardly restrain the anger in my heart. I just want to realease it all in a blistering explosion of fury! What are you doing? Don't you dare!...














...Two at once! How can a man with only one tongue manipulate two straws simultaneously? It's almost too much to bear! I'll never forgive you Kelly Jacobs! You are forever my favorite enemy! Look me in eyes! Look me right in the fucking eyes!