Let's not forget who the real heroes are

It's that time of the year again. The time when I watch one football game. It's such a good feeling to renew your citizenship to your freedom filled country. However, this time of the year isn't just about renewal, it's also about acknowledging our sins. My sin: not inlisting in the NFL. Our real heroes are the few the proud the brave the meanest ugliest sons of bitches to ever escape the egg. Teachers and doctors are lame, give me a 300lb man that can flip a Chevy S-10 anyday.


























Look into the eyes of America's soldiers. They train all day, they sacrifice their bodies for practically free. When you think about it, a little war in Iraq almost seems trivial. We'd only be so lucky. I wish the superbowl was as easy as bringing God's democracy to the middle-east.